the day is january 1st, 3009. a group of humans listen to boom boom pow. when fergie says that she is so 3008 they all stand shocked and realise. fergie is now behind the times. fergie herself has become 2000 and late. this is unbelievable news to the humans. hours later the planet descends into war and chaos.
i had a dream that i went to subway and my friend ordered a sandwich without bread
I just want to put emphasis how important this man’s words are.
I’m glad that my friends can’t tell when I’m faking being happy, and yet sometimes I wish I could just cry till my eyes run dry while they hug me and tell me that everything’s going to be alright.